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Permalink | 17,368 notes ehretha: A tip from your favorite nurse (that’d be me) Always have eggs in your fridge You just never know when someone will split their head open Or cut their finger while cooking And so on See that membrane there? While the blood is gushing - hold pressure and crack open an egg Peel that there membrane off and put it on the wound (continue holding pressure) The membrane will harden and keep the wound closed until you can get to the ER for stitches If you even need them that is Nature: 1, Band aids: 0 You’re welcome. By the way Pregnant? Read my other blog:   http://notesfromthedeliveryroom.tumblr.com/

ehretha:

A tip from your favorite nurse

(that’d be me)

Always have eggs in your fridge

You just never know when someone will split their head open

Or cut their finger while cooking

And so on

See that membrane there?

While the blood is gushing - hold pressure and crack open an egg

Peel that there membrane off and put it on the wound (continue holding pressure)

The membrane will harden and keep the wound closed until you can get to the ER for stitches

If you even need them that is

Nature: 1, Band aids: 0

You’re welcome.

By the way

Pregnant? Read my other blog:  

http://notesfromthedeliveryroom.tumblr.com/

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    That is a rather interesting thing.. I sort of want to try it just for the heck of it.
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    I then die of poisoning due to egg allergy. FU nature.
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